Unhealthiest mac-n-cheese?

One of the best aspects of my job is simply talking to my patients. On Friday, I was told the following mac-n-cheese recipe (my patient was going to make it for a Superbowl party): In a large roasting pan/ extra-big casserole dish, layer

• Velveeta cheese


• Elbow macaroni


• Mixture of 4 eggs, 1-2 cans of condensed milk, and 4 sticks of butter


• Shredded cheddar cheese

Then repeat TWO more times. Bake and serve...hopefully with defibrillator nearby. So overall, there's 12 eggs and 12 sticks of butter in this dish. If the dish has ~24 servings, then each serving has 1/2 stick of butter! If you decide to try this recipe, you only really need to remember 1 number...911. -R